【Steve Whalen】的搜索结果
- Steve Whalen1、You Know, You Gotta, You Gotta Do Your Best. I Was at a Bar, I Overheard a Woman Say, [If I Get Drunk I’ll Sleep WithThe Next Guy I See.]so I Bought Her a Few Drinks, Got Her Drunk, She Looked at Me and Said, [Where’s the Next Guy?!?]
- Steve Whalen2、Dates Don’t Work out, Ya Know, Sometimes It Can Be a Little Interesting. I Once Dated a Woman Who Was Really into Sudoku…During the Date?!? Now I Thought That Was…I Mean I Heard Dating Is a Numbers Game but This Is Ridiculous!!! Oh Man…
- Steve Whalen3、My Agent Calls Me up, He Says, [Steve, Talk to Me Baby.] I Said, Jonny, You Called Me, He Said, [Oh Yeah], and He Hung up the Phone.
- Steve Whalen4、My Ex-Girlfriend Was Pansexual. a Lot of Guys Think That’s Pretty Hot. I Used to Think Being Pansexual Meant You Were up for Anything in the Bedroom. Turns out Being Pansexual Means You Sleep Around WithThe Guys at Pizza Hut!!! (More)
- Steve Whalen5、Somebody Was Fat Shaming Me the Other Day, He Was so Mean, They Were Telling Me Fat Is Unhealthy, I’m Disgusting. I Wanted to Stand up and Yell at Him, but When I Stood up I Got Dizzy I Had to Sit Back Down.
- Steve Whalen6、I Told My Agent to Book Me for a Charity Like the Ones WithThe Sick Kids That You Can Visit. He Said, [Make a Wish?] I Said, [Losing Fifty Pounds Would Be Nice.]
- Steve Whalen7、My Agent Is Like a Secret Agent, Folks - Double 0 Bookings, OK, You Know What I’m Talking About?!? Dr. No…Work This Week!!! Amirite Folks, Alright? I Like That One.
- Steve Whalen8、I’m Tellin’ ya, I Have No Money - The Chip in My Debit Card Is a Ruffles, Folks!!! OK?!? That’s Right, That Gets an Applause Break!!! That’s Right!! Damn Right It Does!!!
- Steve Whalen9、Take It Easy on Me Folks, I Told My Jokes over the Phone, and the Nsa Started Booing Me!!!
- Steve Whalen10、Even When You’re in a Serious Relationship You Can Tell Things Are Gonna Go Bad. One Time I Was at a Restaurant and I Asked the Band to Play Our Song. the Band Broke up!!!
- Steve Whalen11、Show of Hands - We Got Any Women in a Relationship? Show of Hands, Anyone. Don’t Be Shy. Don’t Be Shy. Ma’am, Is That, Is That Your Boyfriend. Sorry? No I Heard Ya, I Just Said, [I’m Sorry]!!!
- Steve Whalen12、I Write My Jokes on Receipts Sometimes, That Can Be Pretty Awkward. I Go Back to the Cvs, She Says, [Why Does Your Uh, Receipt Say, [Big League Chew] and [What’s the Deal WithBig League Chew?] (More)
- Steve Whalen13、I’m Not Saying My Ex-Girlfriend Had Intimacy Issues but the Song She Would Put on When We Made Love Was [U Can’t Touch This.] C’mon Guys, That Joke Was Funny at 4am in 1993.
- Steve Whalen14、They Say It’s Hard to Walk the Line When It Comes to Racial Humor, but I Know It’s Easy to Walk the Line Because White People Walk Like This, Who’s WithMe Folks. Other Races Kind of Do Their Own Thing…
- Steve Whalen15、I’ve Always Had Trouble WithWomen, Even from a Very Early Age. in High School I Ended up Having to Take My Second Cousin to the Prom, Because the First One Turned Me Down!!!
